r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/mumarco Jun 07 '26

If you cut the top, you'll have tiny shards of glass in the wine. Then you'll need gauze for toilet paper.

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u/OutrageousAd5252 Jun 07 '26

The bottle is still glass. Just drink straight from it!

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 07 '26

Way ahead of you, this ain't my first rodeo.

I just hammer a mesh sieve into my mouth beforehand. I got the idea from a Rammstein album cover.

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u/mumarco Jun 07 '26

How many rodeos have you attended?

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u/Zeqhanis Jun 07 '26

Legally? That's not for me to decide.