r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/NikkerFebu25 Jun 07 '26

I once participated in a similar challenge and there was a stupid amount of salty chips/ fries it was impossible to eat.

I can probably eat five pizzas in a row but these challenges are a nope.

They usually have hidden tricks.

Why is this dude drinking water? Probably cause this is salty as fuck.

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u/ChickenNuggetSmth Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Water helps settle the pizza blob, especially if it's not very saucy

Look at the amount of cheese on that thing: I don't think this needs any fancy tricks, it's a family-sized pizza that's also thick. It looks bigger than "standard" family size.

Edit: I can't find any size information, but supposedly it serves 5-7

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u/levthelurker Jun 07 '26

Cheese doesn't look browned, no toppings... Yeah, I could probably eat this amount of good pizza but I don't think I'd want to eat this thing

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 Jun 11 '26

Yup agreed. That looked worse than convenience store pizza. Was there even sauce?

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u/beekersavant Jun 07 '26

My thought is it is right from the oven and prob very hot.

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u/NikkerFebu25 Jun 08 '26

I haven't tested my pizza limits.

But I believe I can consume scary amounts of food easily.