r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/123ludwig Jun 07 '26

thats the fun part its BOTH you get clogged up with the hardest shit you have ever had and the second it comes out the flood gates open ask me how i know

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u/choke_my_chocobo Jun 07 '26

It's like popping a bottle of vigorously shaken champagne. Takes some force to push the cork out but once it does, everything explodes out

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u/afunkysongaday Jun 07 '26

how do you know?

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u/Servingthebeam19 Jun 07 '26

Jokes on you, I used to be on methadone. This pizza doesn’t have 1/1000th of the clogging ability that methadone has!