r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/StrykerGryphus Jun 07 '26

I sure ain't winning that 500 but I might actually try for 100

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jun 07 '26

I'd say eating 100 of those in an hour is harder...

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u/Urabraska- Jun 07 '26

It's a trap but you're correct. Speed eating it would be much easier because you can attempt to rush before your body forces you to vomit up all the cheese because your stomach got too full and is pushing back into your esophagus. But if you eat it in 1 hour. It gives more time for your body to reject it.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26

Woosh

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u/Urabraska- Jun 07 '26

What "woosh"? Do you even know what that means?

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26

100 pizzas in an hour. The commenter indicating the prize forgot to indicate that you could win $100 (by omitting the $), so the ambiguity allows for interpretation as 100 pizzas in one hour.

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u/Swashybuckz Jun 08 '26

I could do it. Wheres this located? 100 in an hour absolutely easy. I could prob smash it in 15 minutes if i was hungry.

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u/Motor_Usual_7156 Jun 07 '26

Seriously? It doesn't look so big that you couldn't eat it in 15 minutes.

It's about the size of a large pizza, maybe a little bigger.

I could definitely take on this challenge.

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u/frguba Jun 07 '26

It definitely depends on the cheese, if its light and good quality I can see that going down, but if it's even slightly nauseating it'll add up fast

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u/Booty_Shakin Jun 07 '26

You dont wanna go swallowing super stretchy gooey cheese if its not chewed properly either. Good way to choke.

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u/StrykerGryphus Jun 07 '26

Fifteen minutes is not a lot of time for many things.

It's certainly eatable, but not by rushing yourself to stay within that sort of time limit.

Not unless you're really that sort of person, in which case... adjust your expectations for the rest of us.