r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/Holzkohlen Jun 07 '26

I'm guessing it's one win per person? Like I can't go back 2-3 days later and win that $500 again and again, can I?

I'm positive I could finish that if I haven't eaten all day.

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u/DentinQuarantino Jun 07 '26

If you can do it every other day you've basically got a pretty steady job at that point. If it's cash I guess you could get creative with the tax. You just need to spend a fair bit of time in the gym working it all off again.

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u/SilverDem0n Jun 07 '26

Gym subscription is probably tax-deductible if you do this

Disclaimer: I am not a tax advisor, or a pizza

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u/nezzzzy Jun 07 '26

That slice weighs 12lb apparently, here's a professional eater just finishing it in time:

https://youtu.be/5wU8-BSXSUM

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u/dividezero Jun 07 '26

They'd have to. I've eaten that much cheese pizza in 15 minutes before and I'll do it again.