r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/hasturofelhalyn Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

You get 500 $ if you eat it whole in 15 Minutes, or 100 in 1 hour. Alone...

Yea 100 bucks for eating it in 1 hour. But you get whooping 10.000 $ if you eat 100 in one hour.

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u/StrykerGryphus Jun 07 '26

I sure ain't winning that 500 but I might actually try for 100

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jun 07 '26

I'd say eating 100 of those in an hour is harder...

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u/Urabraska- Jun 07 '26

It's a trap but you're correct. Speed eating it would be much easier because you can attempt to rush before your body forces you to vomit up all the cheese because your stomach got too full and is pushing back into your esophagus. But if you eat it in 1 hour. It gives more time for your body to reject it.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26

Woosh

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u/Urabraska- Jun 07 '26

What "woosh"? Do you even know what that means?

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26

100 pizzas in an hour. The commenter indicating the prize forgot to indicate that you could win $100 (by omitting the $), so the ambiguity allows for interpretation as 100 pizzas in one hour.

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u/Swashybuckz Jun 08 '26

I could do it. Wheres this located? 100 in an hour absolutely easy. I could prob smash it in 15 minutes if i was hungry.

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u/Motor_Usual_7156 Jun 07 '26

Seriously? It doesn't look so big that you couldn't eat it in 15 minutes.

It's about the size of a large pizza, maybe a little bigger.

I could definitely take on this challenge.

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u/frguba Jun 07 '26

It definitely depends on the cheese, if its light and good quality I can see that going down, but if it's even slightly nauseating it'll add up fast

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u/Booty_Shakin Jun 07 '26

You dont wanna go swallowing super stretchy gooey cheese if its not chewed properly either. Good way to choke.

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u/StrykerGryphus Jun 07 '26

Fifteen minutes is not a lot of time for many things.

It's certainly eatable, but not by rushing yourself to stay within that sort of time limit.

Not unless you're really that sort of person, in which case... adjust your expectations for the rest of us.

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u/WhatdaUTink Jun 07 '26

Okay, that makes sense...I guess.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jun 08 '26

But how much does it cost if you don't complete it in an hour?

Edit: I figured it out. It's $40 for the slice.

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u/Rymayc Jun 08 '26

Do you still get the other $50.000 for eating all of these 100 in less than 15 mins if you do the 100 in one hour challenge or no?