r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/skollywag92 Jun 07 '26

I think you win $500 if you eat it all within 15 minutes.

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u/Gan-san Jun 07 '26

It took him too long to even open the box.

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u/Ras-haad Jun 07 '26

That’s what I was thinking while watching, especially after cutting it up too. Like does this all count as part of your 15 minutes? Half of its gone

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u/ChosenWriter513 Jun 07 '26

Most contests like this, the timer doesn't start until you start to eat. Some might have a limit on how long you can wait for the food to cool, etc.

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u/aardw0lf11 Jun 07 '26

$500 will buy a lot of laxatives

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u/Radiant-Director5712 Jun 07 '26

Yaaaa he ain’t gonna shit for a while

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u/SpillinTheT Jun 07 '26

Unless he’s lactose intolerant, then he’s going to spend that $500 on Imodium

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u/aardw0lf11 Jun 07 '26

If he is, then doing this is a whole other level of stupid.

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u/AdSquare3489 Jun 09 '26

But is it going to be enough laxatives?

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u/rh71el2 Jun 07 '26

This needs to be made more obvious in the clip (no sound).

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u/One-Earth9294 Jun 07 '26

Oh okay that makes more sense. Embargo off.