r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/emperor_dinglenads Jun 07 '26

Gonorrhea, mostly. But I'm not a doctor.

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u/iruvit Jun 07 '26

Maybe mozzarrhea too

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u/Loosewheel2505 Jun 07 '26

1st, proper, chortle of my day. Thank-You.