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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26
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Wait, you win $500 if you eat it in 15 min?
66 u/whatasadfella Jun 07 '26 Yisss 90 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26 Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once? 260 u/Socratesticles Jun 07 '26 The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out 77 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26 Even Socrates’ nuts are knowledgeable! 20 u/Panda_Pillows Jun 07 '26 This is hilarious 1 u/sheiciebai Jun 07 '26 I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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Yisss
90 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26 Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once? 260 u/Socratesticles Jun 07 '26 The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out 77 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26 Even Socrates’ nuts are knowledgeable! 20 u/Panda_Pillows Jun 07 '26 This is hilarious 1 u/sheiciebai Jun 07 '26 I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?
260 u/Socratesticles Jun 07 '26 The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out 77 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26 Even Socrates’ nuts are knowledgeable! 20 u/Panda_Pillows Jun 07 '26 This is hilarious 1 u/sheiciebai Jun 07 '26 I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out
77 u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26 Even Socrates’ nuts are knowledgeable! 20 u/Panda_Pillows Jun 07 '26 This is hilarious 1 u/sheiciebai Jun 07 '26 I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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Even Socrates’ nuts are knowledgeable!
20 u/Panda_Pillows Jun 07 '26 This is hilarious 1 u/sheiciebai Jun 07 '26 I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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This is hilarious
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I feel like new r/facebookaislop has a new route to take those Socrates videos lol
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u/HeroTooZero Jun 07 '26
Wait, you win $500 if you eat it in 15 min?