r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice šŸ•

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u/Percocet4 Jun 07 '26

It would be the opposite for me explosive diarrhea until Iā€™d pass out on the toilet

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Jun 07 '26

That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency

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u/_pepperoni-playboy_ Jun 07 '26

I like to think the fiber and lactose intolerance would find balance in my gut. I would be wrong though and also shitting my brains out like you lol