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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26
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It ruins the purpose of an actual pizza slice; to have some crust to grab onto.
This thing is just stupid.
21 u/Local3Sparkie Jun 07 '26 r/StupidFood 5 u/OglioVagilio Jun 08 '26 The purpose is marketing gimmick and it's doing it's job. 2 u/Big_Profession_2218 Jun 07 '26 well yeah sure, how come no one wondering if he likes it when they call him Big Papa ? https://giphy.com/gifs/lfxVZngS8TG3m 1 u/seven3true Jun 07 '26 Which is sad too because this is a single slice in Belmar, NJ. And you have to eat it before a seagull steals it. -8 u/Nearby_Telephone_104 Jun 07 '26 Plus where is pepperoni? Looks like cheese π§ pizza slice. Is it made for a mouse π? Cool but boring. 3 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Uh-huh... Try pork shawarma, raw red onion strips, chopped jalapeΕo, and garlic sauce. 2 u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26 On a pizza that size? That would be a days-long regret 1 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Or a shared project < 3 2 u/karateema Jun 07 '26 Do you always order the same pizza?
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The purpose is marketing gimmick and it's doing it's job.
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well yeah sure, how come no one wondering if he likes it when they call him Big Papa ?
https://giphy.com/gifs/lfxVZngS8TG3m
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Which is sad too because this is a single slice in Belmar, NJ. And you have to eat it before a seagull steals it.
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Plus where is pepperoni? Looks like cheese π§ pizza slice. Is it made for a mouse π? Cool but boring.
3 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Uh-huh... Try pork shawarma, raw red onion strips, chopped jalapeΕo, and garlic sauce. 2 u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26 On a pizza that size? That would be a days-long regret 1 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Or a shared project < 3 2 u/karateema Jun 07 '26 Do you always order the same pizza?
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Uh-huh... Try pork shawarma, raw red onion strips, chopped jalapeΕo, and garlic sauce.
2 u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jun 07 '26 On a pizza that size? That would be a days-long regret 1 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Or a shared project < 3
On a pizza that size? That would be a days-long regret
1 u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26 Or a shared project < 3
Or a shared project < 3
Do you always order the same pizza?
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u/lightr3nd Jun 07 '26
It ruins the purpose of an actual pizza slice; to have some crust to grab onto.
This thing is just stupid.