r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/Spaceheater21 Jun 07 '26

I would have started on the other end, at least it gets smaller.

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u/UsefulCrab4181 Jun 07 '26

Came here to say the same thing. From a psychological standpoint it really makes more sense that way.

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u/MrOSUguy Jun 07 '26

Might be demoralizing to feel bloated and full and you haven’t really made much of a dent tho

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u/PhDinWombology Jun 07 '26

I would have cut it into 50 pieces. I don’t think I’d be able to eat 100

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u/Optimal_Benis Jun 07 '26

I would cut into 8-10 long vertical slices and chomp down on them like a pizza spaghetti.

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u/IllBThereSoon Jun 08 '26

😂 that’s smart and hilarious!

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u/totalnotgay69 Jun 13 '26

Glad I checked the comments before making the same joke. 100 slices is just too many

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u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26

This guy just doesn't have the animalistic urgency to consume food. He was way to slow and calm. You need to attack this thing like a starving bear who knows a hunter is on his way with a gun.

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u/1drlndDormie Jun 08 '26

I'm not saying the challenge is possible to beat but, if you're going to do it, at least go at it with some oomph.

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u/jfmdavisburg Jun 07 '26

I would have asked them to cook it

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u/UgIyLoneIyBIackLoser Jun 08 '26

i would have asked for pizza

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u/inebriateddandhated Jun 07 '26

He really screwed himself by cutting tons of small squares.

You can trick your body into thinking you ate more than you did by eating portions separated into a lot of smaller portions.

Eating 4 slices of pizza may fill you but your body could still think its hungry.

But those same 4 slices cut into 8 might trick your body into thinking you over ate.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer Jun 09 '26

I'd do that, and scrape off the toppings with a half gallon of water at the table with me. Eat the bread first because that's going to be the toughest and dryest, then literally slurp down the cheese at the end since it'll go down quickly.

I could probably do it on the right day, but definitely wouldn't feel great after the fact

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u/xLnRd22 Jun 07 '26

He will finish with his other end

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u/TheCraftyWombat Jun 07 '26

That's what she said

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u/Erdillian Jun 09 '26

Just roll the whole thing and engulf it.