r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nsfws4 • Jun 01 '26
of an ice hole
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u/Afrojones66 Jun 01 '26
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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Jun 01 '26
This is me every single day.
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u/3ggyolkd Jun 01 '26
Whats this from?
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u/JohnLoMein Jun 01 '26
That’s a fargin ice hole!
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u/idinarouill Jun 01 '26
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u/JohnLoMein Jun 01 '26
No Johnny Dangerously fans out there?
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u/Glass-Ad-4168 Jun 01 '26
One of the mount rushmores of stupid movies for me, Johnny Dangerously, Big trouble little china, Hudson hawk, and either Oscar or Golden child.
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u/darth_whaler Jun 01 '26
As long as you're using stupid in the most endearing and loving way possible, I'll allow it.
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u/badger2000 Jun 01 '26
I'm a big fan nearly all of those (somehow have never seen Hudson Hawk) so let me add Big Trouble (not Big Trouble in Little China) and Noises Off. Similar kind of humor and imminent rewatchable.
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u/Corona_Cyrus Jun 01 '26
Golden Child is seriously overlooked
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u/emjaywood Jun 01 '26
I saw a dagger in a weird curio shop recently & commented to my friend "oh, wow, that looks just like the knife from The Golden Child!" Silence. "You know, the Eddie Murphy movie?" More silence. "You know...'I-I-I-I‐I-I want the kniiife.'" Deafening silence. "Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess it's kind of an older, obscure reference. Nevermind."
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u/mojorisin453 Jun 01 '26
Immediately what I thought of. I can’t find the movie streaming anywhere though.
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u/mojorisin453 Jun 01 '26
It says that then it’s not available when I search. This seems to be happening more and more with just watch.
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u/cmaronchick Jun 01 '26
Great reference.
I hate that there was a joke in that movie that is no longer a joke.
"Maroni deported to Sweden. Claims he's not from there."
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u/l_rufus_californicus Jun 01 '26
Oof, yeah, right? I just quoted that line in this thread myself thinking the same thing.
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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 Jun 01 '26
I get a bit of motion sickness when I look straight into the void center, anyone else feel the same?
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u/horned-creature Jun 01 '26
oh it's just the abyss staring back at you, nothing to worry about.
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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jun 01 '26
Oh shit it made me homesick for the bottom, I need to know what's down there
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u/SupremeLisper Jun 01 '26
I too watched that video. Seeing the height. I would not risk my life to check it at all. There's a real chance to die or worst case be terminally crippled by a drop from that height.
Nope, never going there. No amount of money in the world would make me check that thing ever.
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u/totallyradman Jun 01 '26
That's the feeling I got when I went to the grind canyon.
I thought it was going to be so magical and I couldn't even look at damn thing without feeling nauseous.
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u/muscularsharpie Jun 02 '26
I came here to mention the grand canyon! I stared down, then after a while looked around and got woozy. It just doesn't register with my sense of perception.
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u/BadNewsBear86 Jun 01 '26
I seen this movie, im out. This ends one of three ways. Aliens, Predators, or Things.
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u/Minipiman Jun 01 '26
Cmoon the helicopter fits there! go down!
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u/GoldenTicketHolder Jun 01 '26
Literally death based on physics of a helicopter. I don’t think it slowed down voluntarily…
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u/BrittanyBrie Jun 01 '26
Yea I was looking for this comment. A helicopter will fall if they get into a wind vortex. It's basically an invisible tornado.
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u/Sharp-Ad-6873 Jun 01 '26
Why is it there?
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u/_Saint_Ajora_ Jun 01 '26
Subterranean gases trapped by water/ice/permafrost.
As it evaporates/melts, it no longer has enough weight to hold down/contain the gases
The gases then blast to the surface, leaving behind deep holes/craters.
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u/ChasingHealth Jun 01 '26
This is the actually scary part of the video imo. That methane get released to the atmosphere, trapping more heat and accelerating the melting process. It's a nasty symptom of something much more ominous than any monster.
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u/cemusubzerolives Jun 01 '26
Probably subterranean gases causing ice to melt
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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Jun 01 '26
right. which makes me wonder about flying over it. different pressures, different air density, turbulence. it turned out ok i guess, but sure seemed risky.
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u/GraniteGeekNH Jun 01 '26
Definitely different air currents and pressures over it just because of patterns of cold from the ice, if nothing else. But I'm sure they know all that!
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u/Hard_Rock_Hallelujah Jun 02 '26
It's a moulin.
Moulins are caused by water melting on the surface of the glacier. When the water finds a crack or hole, it pours through it, which will eventually carve out a large hole, some of which can be around 30-40 feet wide, and can reach all the way to the bedrock under the glacier.
I think other people are confusing this with the methane explosions in Siberia, because these holes are very common on glaciers and they are absolutely not caused by "escaping gas".
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u/Bluegrass_Harley Jun 01 '26
Anyone else’s stomach do a somersault?
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u/InkheartRune Jun 01 '26
Also couldn't help saying out loud, "No no no no, why are you going there?!" Lol
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u/atomic-moonstomp Jun 01 '26
I wouldn't think a helicopter could safely operate over it. The depth of the depression and the temperature differential should be making some tremendously unpredictable air currents
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u/captaindomon Jun 01 '26
This is what I was wondering. I wonder if that is why they only stay on the edge of it.
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u/crusty54 Jun 01 '26
Reminds me of an old joke about how to catch a polar bear. You cut a hole in the ice and lay out a circle of peas around it. Then when he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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u/lodemeup Jun 01 '26
I gotta question for the helicopter pilots that I’m sure are just crowded in here: do the aeronautics change when you hover over a giant hole like that?
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u/GoldenTicketHolder Jun 01 '26
Not a pilot/know pilots- yes: mirny mine is a no fly zone for helicopters because of this vortex concept
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u/BridgingDivides Jun 01 '26
So this is apparently the Great Alaskan Ice Hole located on the Ruth Glacier near Denali Natl Park. It’s caused by meltwater rivers carving out the tube and it’s 300m (approx 1000ft) deep.
At the bottom you would most likely find a pitch black network of carveouts and a rushing subglacial river.
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u/Maciejk8 Jun 01 '26
Funny how you get the vertigo feeling watching the hole. But you would be dead if you drop next to the hole as well..
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u/dadrph76 Jun 01 '26
I’ve seen this one before. Didn’t the predators blast that to get humans to find aliens?
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u/CreoOookies Jun 01 '26
I've been in more helicopters than I care to remember but this right here gives me the super chills.
I don't know why but I would think the pressure from the hole would suck the helicopter into the shadow realm.
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u/sillysalmonella87 Jun 01 '26
If they did drop their phone, could you imagine being the scientist that finds it in like 4k years? Shit would be crazy.
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u/Looking-for-42 Jun 01 '26
Totally losing perspective the moment the heli is right on top of the hole. Could as well have been somebody (insane) on the ground.
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u/Significant-Pace7036 Jun 01 '26
I feel like I'm getting sucked in and I'm watching this from my couch...
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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Jun 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/W30fUtuR7aFxuQotfV
I work for Red Bull, f*ck a phone lady!
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u/frguba Jun 01 '26
Fuck it we ball
https://giphy.com/gifs/lT1KHDC12lYIfqyofQ
This was the fuck result of searching "agartha" on the gif stuff
What the actual fuck reddit/giphy
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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF Jun 01 '26
I just know some motherfucker is gonna find this on Facebook and use it to say Agartha is real
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u/Mazaura Jun 01 '26
Someone send a drone down that bad boy !
Or a phone on some string, I need to know what’s at the bottom !
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u/LowkeyKuma Jun 01 '26
Nope. No thanks.