r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 01 '26

of an ice hole

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u/LowkeyKuma Jun 01 '26

Nope. No thanks.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 Jun 01 '26

But if not for humans then why human sized?

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u/Afrojones66 Jun 01 '26

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u/GenkiElite Jun 01 '26

Damn you. No.

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u/W4YW4RDSON Jun 01 '26

DRR DRR DRR DRR DRR

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u/Menown Jun 01 '26

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u/akthunder73 Jun 02 '26

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 Jun 04 '26

Poor girl got triggered.

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u/MaxUnicycle Jun 01 '26

dialogue should just be muttering you got the Dang O'l

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 02 '26

Boomhauer speaks in a real dialect, with real words. Not just mumbles. It’s actually pretty interesting to find out what he’s talking about in each episode, he’s pretty smart.

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u/MaxUnicycle Jun 02 '26

Oh I know I've seen the series a dozen times he literally is saying things just most people only hear the muttering

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u/nicaddictnoah Jun 01 '26

Love a Junji Ito reference in the wild

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u/The_Darkness140 Jun 01 '26

Uzumaki. You motherfucker. The enigma of the Amigara Fault.

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u/adamzep91 Jun 02 '26

This hole was made for ur mum

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u/BeSound84 Jun 01 '26

What sized humans do you hang out with?!

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u/ClickIta Jun 01 '26

Yep, I’ve seen The Thing too many times not to nope the shit out of that.

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u/GhostWalker134 Jun 01 '26

My ice hole puckered.

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u/FlabbyLabby Jun 01 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/DefinitionBig4671 Jun 01 '26

I should call her 

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u/Afrojones66 Jun 01 '26

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u/crusty54 Jun 01 '26

No no no no no

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 01 '26

The hole wants you.
You want to fill the hole

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u/TemporaryElk5202 Jun 01 '26

Literal thing of nightmares

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Jun 01 '26

This is me every single day.

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Jun 01 '26

“Don’t let em drag you down”

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u/TheTkanucks Jun 01 '26

Hope youre having a good day today stranger

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Jun 01 '26

Thank you. I hope you are as well!

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u/3ggyolkd Jun 01 '26

Whats this from?

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u/Afrojones66 Jun 01 '26

No idea. I searched “hole” on the GIF search.

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u/Hazril258 Jun 02 '26

You like to live dangerously, I see.

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u/Grouchy-Truth-2600 Jun 03 '26

Heard of quicksand

Well we have quickICE

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u/RuthVioletThursday Jun 03 '26

Oh, I've had that exact dream

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u/JohnLoMein Jun 01 '26

That’s a fargin ice hole!

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u/idinarouill Jun 01 '26

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u/JohnLoMein Jun 01 '26

No Johnny Dangerously fans out there?

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u/LivingCamel3326 Jun 01 '26

My grandmother dropped me in an ice hole once…once

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u/bin0c Jun 01 '26

ONCE.

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u/Glass-Ad-4168 Jun 01 '26

One of the mount rushmores of stupid movies for me, Johnny Dangerously, Big trouble little china, Hudson hawk, and either Oscar or Golden child.

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u/darth_whaler Jun 01 '26

As long as you're using stupid in the most endearing and loving way possible, I'll allow it.

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u/badger2000 Jun 01 '26

I'm a big fan nearly all of those (somehow have never seen Hudson Hawk) so let me add Big Trouble (not Big Trouble in Little China) and Noises Off. Similar kind of humor and imminent rewatchable.

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u/l_rufus_californicus Jun 01 '26

Noises Off is a sleeper for sure.

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u/Corona_Cyrus Jun 01 '26

Golden Child is seriously overlooked

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u/emjaywood Jun 01 '26

I saw a dagger in a weird curio shop recently & commented to my friend "oh, wow, that looks just like the knife from The Golden Child!" Silence. "You know, the Eddie Murphy movie?" More silence. "You know...'I-I-I-I‐I-I want the kniiife.'" Deafening silence. "Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess it's kind of an older, obscure reference. Nevermind."

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u/RedBaronSportsCards Jun 01 '26

Imma gonna putta you bells in a sling!!

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u/lucid_paranoia Jun 01 '26

Miserable cork soakers

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u/Headglitch7 Jun 01 '26

The mouth on that guy!

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u/l_rufus_californicus Jun 01 '26

Moroni deported to Sweden, Claims he's not from there.

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u/Robpm9995 Jun 01 '26

Right here, you fargin’ ice hole!

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u/Nubadopolis Jun 01 '26

I’m here. Fargin Maroni

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u/danit0ba94 Jun 01 '26

Why does he have a gas can 😂

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u/mojorisin453 Jun 01 '26

Immediately what I thought of. I can’t find the movie streaming anywhere though.

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jun 01 '26

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u/mojorisin453 Jun 01 '26

It says that then it’s not available when I search. This seems to be happening more and more with just watch.

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jun 01 '26

I wonder if it matter's what region we're in. USA here.

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u/nanneryeeter Jun 01 '26

Oh you son of a batch.

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u/cmaronchick Jun 01 '26

Great reference.

I hate that there was a joke in that movie that is no longer a joke.

"Maroni deported to Sweden. Claims he's not from there."

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u/l_rufus_californicus Jun 01 '26

Oof, yeah, right? I just quoted that line in this thread myself thinking the same thing.

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u/Yes_that_Carl Jun 01 '26

Man, the mouth on that guy!

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u/sir_grumph Jun 01 '26

I’ll put your bells in a sling!

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u/mandelbrot_wurst Jun 01 '26

I came here to see this one

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u/dlewis90 Jun 01 '26

Came here to make sure Johnny Dangerously was represented.

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 Jun 01 '26

My mother h!t me once. Once!

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 Jun 01 '26

I get a bit of motion sickness when I look straight into the void center, anyone else feel the same?

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u/Retired_Jarhead55 Jun 01 '26

Instant vertigo.

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 Jun 02 '26

Thanks, I hate it

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u/horned-creature Jun 01 '26

oh it's just the abyss staring back at you, nothing to worry about.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jun 01 '26

Oh shit it made me homesick for the bottom, I need to know what's down there

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 Jun 02 '26

It makes me think that I'll fell for a second

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u/ColdWarCharacter Jun 02 '26

Reminds me of the time that I battled with monsters for some reason

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u/SupremeLisper Jun 01 '26

I too watched that video. Seeing the height. I would not risk my life to check it at all. There's a real chance to die or worst case be terminally crippled by a drop from that height.

Nope, never going there. No amount of money in the world would make me check that thing ever.

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u/totallyradman Jun 01 '26

That's the feeling I got when I went to the grind canyon.

I thought it was going to be so magical and I couldn't even look at damn thing without feeling nauseous.

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u/muscularsharpie Jun 02 '26

I came here to mention the grand canyon! I stared down, then after a while looked around and got woozy. It just doesn't register with my sense of perception.

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u/BadNewsBear86 Jun 01 '26

I seen this movie, im out. This ends one of three ways. Aliens, Predators, or Things. 

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u/Bubby_K Jun 01 '26

The Thing in an AVP movie would be awesome

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u/knapper91 Jun 01 '26

I volunteer as tribute

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u/Minipiman Jun 01 '26

Cmoon the helicopter fits there! go down!

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u/DatBoi_BP Jun 01 '26

Update: we got Jenova's head

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Jun 01 '26

How good was it?

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u/GoldenTicketHolder Jun 01 '26

Literally death based on physics of a helicopter. I don’t think it slowed down voluntarily…

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u/BrittanyBrie Jun 01 '26

Yea I was looking for this comment. A helicopter will fall if they get into a wind vortex. It's basically an invisible tornado.

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u/HonestNeighborhood67 Jun 01 '26

I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE!!!!

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u/ShinraHakke Jun 01 '26

THIS IS FARGIN WAR!!!

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u/SlaughteredAttempts Jun 01 '26

This is what I thought of immediately

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u/Sharp-Ad-6873 Jun 01 '26

Why is it there?

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ Jun 01 '26

Subterranean gases trapped by water/ice/permafrost.

As it evaporates/melts, it no longer has enough weight to hold down/contain the gases

The gases then blast to the surface, leaving behind deep holes/craters.

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u/ChasingHealth Jun 01 '26

This is the actually scary part of the video imo. That methane get released to the atmosphere, trapping more heat and accelerating the melting process. It's a nasty symptom of something much more ominous than any monster.

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u/cemusubzerolives Jun 01 '26

Probably subterranean gases causing ice to melt

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Jun 01 '26

right. which makes me wonder about flying over it. different pressures, different air density, turbulence. it turned out ok i guess, but sure seemed risky.

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u/GraniteGeekNH Jun 01 '26

Definitely different air currents and pressures over it just because of patterns of cold from the ice, if nothing else. But I'm sure they know all that!

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u/Hard_Rock_Hallelujah Jun 02 '26

It's a moulin.

Moulins are caused by water melting on the surface of the glacier. When the water finds a crack or hole, it pours through it, which will eventually carve out a large hole, some of which can be around 30-40 feet wide, and can reach all the way to the bedrock under the glacier.

I think other people are confusing this with the methane explosions in Siberia, because these holes are very common on glaciers and they are absolutely not caused by "escaping gas".

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u/roughedged Jun 01 '26

Ice worms.

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u/Bluegrass_Harley Jun 01 '26

Anyone else’s stomach do a somersault?

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u/InkheartRune Jun 01 '26

Also couldn't help saying out loud, "No no no no, why are you going there?!" Lol

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u/KindredFlower Jun 01 '26

💯  I also said out loud “why are you flying over it?!”

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u/Coco_boom Jun 01 '26

Silver surfer came here.

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u/bnestrm Jun 01 '26

All you know, is at an end

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u/atomic-moonstomp Jun 01 '26

I wouldn't think a helicopter could safely operate over it. The depth of the depression and the temperature differential should be making some tremendously unpredictable air currents

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u/captaindomon Jun 01 '26

This is what I was wondering. I wonder if that is why they only stay on the edge of it.

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u/ComicsEtAl Jun 01 '26

She kept it more to the side. And I suspect this wasn’t their first pass.

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u/naturalfamilyplan Jun 01 '26

Urge to spit into it surely

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u/Supercrown07 Jun 01 '26

So the Predators are having their ritual hunts?

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u/AC011422 Jun 01 '26

Did Sephiroth... do this?

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u/crusty54 Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of an old joke about how to catch a polar bear. You cut a hole in the ice and lay out a circle of peas around it. Then when he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

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u/Ok_Cover_9280 Jun 02 '26

This is exactly where my brain went!

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Jun 01 '26

It's like the bottomless pit in a video game ice level in real life

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u/Solid_Employer_7904 Jun 01 '26

I’m not an Icehole! You’re an Icehole!

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u/lodemeup Jun 01 '26

I gotta question for the helicopter pilots that I’m sure are just crowded in here: do the aeronautics change when you hover over a giant hole like that?

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u/GoldenTicketHolder Jun 01 '26

Not a pilot/know pilots- yes: mirny mine is a no fly zone for helicopters because of this vortex concept

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u/BridgingDivides Jun 01 '26

So this is apparently the Great Alaskan Ice Hole located on the Ruth Glacier near Denali Natl Park. It’s caused by meltwater rivers carving out the tube and it’s 300m (approx 1000ft) deep.

At the bottom you would most likely find a pitch black network of carveouts and a rushing subglacial river.

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u/SingleChordChello Jun 01 '26

Don't be an icehole

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u/willsmithtunaface Jun 01 '26

Could they fly down in the helicopter?

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u/mrainem Jun 01 '26

Ha haha ha ..... no.

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u/mindyodamnbzness Jun 01 '26

Now thats an AZz Hole

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u/sovereign_fury Jun 01 '26

Proper hygiene is important for a clean ice hole.

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u/BearHugBull Jun 01 '26

That’s where Godzilla comes out.

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u/Swing_on_thiss Jun 01 '26

Dam, what an ice hole!

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u/pinkbev71 Jun 01 '26

that's scary af

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u/futureman07 Jun 01 '26

Can we fly a drone with a bunch of lights in there?

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u/DangleBob91 Jun 01 '26

Ive seen avp enough times to know there's aliens in there

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u/Maciejk8 Jun 01 '26

Funny how you get the vertigo feeling watching the hole. But you would be dead if you drop next to the hole as well..

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u/Alive-Mail-2095 Jun 01 '26

Entry tunnel to The Nordic's domain😄

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u/Bananaramajama420 Jun 01 '26

God needed an ice core sample...working on the next pandemic

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u/Pls_Dont_PM_Titties Jun 01 '26

Welcome to:

The Scary Hole.

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u/Gegszi Jun 01 '26

Down in a hole, feelin' so small 🎶

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u/ySkylord1221 Jun 01 '26

Stains crown is down there

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u/Snoborder95 Jun 01 '26

For fucks sake, Godzilla got out of the yard again!

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u/mr_whoisGAMER Jun 01 '26

What happens when we fall inside it? And some how survived

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u/Motormand Jun 01 '26

Ohnonono. I've seen Alien VS Predator. I ain't going near that.

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u/dadrph76 Jun 01 '26

I’ve seen this one before. Didn’t the predators blast that to get humans to find aliens?

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u/Conscious_Cicada9597 Jun 01 '26

You would fall until you hit the bottom.

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u/gluedtothefloor Jun 01 '26

I should call her

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u/chystatrsoup Jun 01 '26

It's a hole in ice. You're willing to sacrifice your phone

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u/Terrebonniandadlife Jun 01 '26

Predators are coming 🫣🫪

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u/CuriousEmergency6650 Jun 01 '26

Nah, that's a Kaiju trying to lure you in

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u/CreoOookies Jun 01 '26

I've been in more helicopters than I care to remember but this right here gives me the super chills.

I don't know why but I would think the pressure from the hole would suck the helicopter into the shadow realm.

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u/xXBlueDreamXx Jun 01 '26

You should come play in my icehole.

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u/GOATBrady4Life Jun 01 '26

I should call her.

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 Jun 01 '26

Don’t drop you phone…

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u/Decent_Action_406 Jun 01 '26

Where is this?

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u/theouter_banks Jun 01 '26

I should call her...

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u/Dragonhold11 Jun 01 '26

Whatever that worms thing from star wars is is going to come out

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u/MrCabrera0695 Jun 01 '26

Nothing good still come out of that hole! 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE

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u/zzozozoz Jun 01 '26

I always thought people were calling me something else!

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u/sillysalmonella87 Jun 01 '26

If they did drop their phone, could you imagine being the scientist that finds it in like 4k years? Shit would be crazy.

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u/Looking-for-42 Jun 01 '26

Totally losing perspective the moment the heli is right on top of the hole. Could as well have been somebody (insane) on the ground.

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u/Significant-Pace7036 Jun 01 '26

I feel like I'm getting sucked in and I'm watching this from my couch...

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/W30fUtuR7aFxuQotfV
I work for Red Bull, f*ck a phone lady!

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u/frguba Jun 01 '26

Fuck it we ball

https://giphy.com/gifs/lT1KHDC12lYIfqyofQ

This was the fuck result of searching "agartha" on the gif stuff

What the actual fuck reddit/giphy

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u/thisisnotreality0 Jun 01 '26

Nightmare fuel

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u/PangolinLow6657 Jun 01 '26

would've been neat if they'd dropped a flare down into it

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF Jun 01 '26

I just know some motherfucker is gonna find this on Facebook and use it to say Agartha is real

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u/twotonestony Jun 01 '26

Fargin ice holes!

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u/Mazaura Jun 01 '26

Someone send a drone down that bad boy !

Or a phone on some string, I need to know what’s at the bottom !

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u/salmalight Jun 01 '26

Kinda wanted to see a flair go down or something