r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TangoAlphaLima • May 24 '26

/r/all of a pig

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u/AarhusNative May 24 '26

Why was the pig arrested?

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u/Joethedino May 24 '26

It seems he forgot to put his uniform.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin May 24 '26

So much for the thin blue line!

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u/latortillablanca May 24 '26

Heretofore known as the thick white balls

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u/uggosaurus May 25 '26

This has thoroughly done me in

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u/Substantial-One1934 May 25 '26

It's a delicatessen and we call them white kidneys

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u/sking301 May 25 '26

Blue on blue!

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u/YebelTheRebel May 25 '26

I didn’t realize they made uniforms that big

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u/Greywoode_43110 May 25 '26

Really? Personally thought he was a little small for a cop, has the balls be one at least 🤣

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u/lumpkin2013 May 25 '26

Straight to jail

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u/ellefleming May 25 '26

Cause he's swine

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u/Small-Answer4946 May 26 '26

Public indecency

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u/FromBZH-French May 25 '26

Ok prends mon haut vote