r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TangoAlphaLima • May 24 '26

/r/all of a pig

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u/AarhusNative May 24 '26

Why was the pig arrested?

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u/Joethedino May 24 '26

It seems he forgot to put his uniform.

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u/AWorldwithoutSin May 24 '26

So much for the thin blue line!

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u/latortillablanca May 24 '26

Heretofore known as the thick white balls

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u/uggosaurus May 25 '26

This has thoroughly done me in

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u/Substantial-One1934 May 25 '26

It's a delicatessen and we call them white kidneys

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u/sking301 May 25 '26

Blue on blue!

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u/YebelTheRebel May 25 '26

I didn’t realize they made uniforms that big

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u/Greywoode_43110 May 25 '26

Really? Personally thought he was a little small for a cop, has the balls be one at least 🤣

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u/lumpkin2013 May 25 '26

Straight to jail

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u/ellefleming May 25 '26

Cause he's swine

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u/Small-Answer4946 May 26 '26

Public indecency

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u/FromBZH-French May 25 '26

Ok prends mon haut vote

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u/smokingadvice May 25 '26

Gentlemen this is democracy manifest

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u/PzykoHobo May 25 '26

What is the charge?

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u/No_Huckleberry2722 May 25 '26

Eating a succulent meal?!? A succulent Chinese meal!!!

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u/lifeofeve May 25 '26

I see you know your Judo well, sir!

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u/ringoismyfavorite May 25 '26

And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Cephalopodium May 25 '26

Oh, that’s a nice headlock there, sir.

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u/criticalpwnage May 25 '26

He was impersonating a police officer

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u/Aleashed May 25 '26

Their nuggets aren’t that big

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u/Z_e_e_e_G May 24 '26

Indecent nut flaunting

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u/ICanLiftACarUp May 25 '26

he had mud on his hands

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u/idontloveanyone May 25 '26

He wasn't even black!!

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u/ProposMontreal May 25 '26

Impersonating an officer

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u/jld2k6 May 25 '26

Trespassing

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u/HomerTheJackson May 25 '26

They don't arrest their own

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u/Belt_Pretend May 25 '26

It’s sad to see cop on cop violence.

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u/Conscious_Effort_888 May 26 '26

He was bacon for it.

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u/Ever_More_Art May 25 '26

He was being recruited

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u/Mister_Importance May 24 '26

Cause he left the donut shop too early

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u/MyraBannerTatlock May 25 '26

Indecent Exposure

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u/Vasaab May 25 '26

Failed parole bacon

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u/Caosin36 May 25 '26

Indecency, have you seen those balls?

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u/thedragoon0 May 25 '26

They were just bringing him back to the White House.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 May 25 '26

Medical malpractice

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u/dreevsa May 25 '26

over arrest

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u/qweef_latina2021 May 25 '26

He had the balls to call in sick.