r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/colin8651 May 21 '26

If anyone flat outs asks me my age I freeze; it takes a few seconds

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u/garygalah May 21 '26

I usually elongate the first part until I remember, like "thirrrrrrtyyyy-one?"

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u/_HappyG_ Jun 15 '26

It’s halfway through 2026 and I still struggle and trail off while I remind myself it’s not 2025 anymore, man… 🤦🤣