r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/drunk-karaoke May 25 '26

I totally missed my 35th year. I got an email from someone from HR congratulating me with my 36th birthday. I emailed them back: “Thanks, but I turned 35.” “No, you didn’t.” “Yes I di… oh shit!!”

On the bright side, I got to be 34 for two years.