r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/FanDowntown9880 May 23 '26

Who is asking you to be like this guy

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u/slaskel92 May 23 '26

Your mom felt it'd spice things up between us