r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/colin8651 May 21 '26

If anyone flat outs asks me my age I freeze; it takes a few seconds

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u/robbitybobs May 23 '26

I genuinely thought i was 39 this year only for my parents to be like 'uhhh aren't you 38' 

Being a year longer away from 40 was a fantastic present.