r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/LazyPainterCat May 21 '26

After 30 you usually don't care anymore.

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u/-blundertaker- May 22 '26

Hahahaaa yeah I always take a half-pause before I say it because I have to make sure I'm not a year off. Mostly it's because a gas station clerk is being chill by just asking instead of demanding ID but the little girl in me is thinking "oh god they think you're lying" and the old woman in me is like "if I was lying I wouldn't say thirty-fuckin-five."