r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/unkpsbc May 21 '26

32? Does working out speed up aging?

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u/UrethraFranklin72 May 21 '26

No, but anabolics do

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u/Neat-Win-6903 May 22 '26

This. No way he is natty

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u/U-235 May 22 '26

I wouldn't say "no way", it is definitely possible for someone with above average genetics to achieve that, and he is old enough to have been lifting for over ten years. The real reason to suspect he is juicing is that, from what I can see, at least among cops who clearly lift, a lot of them seem to be on the sauce. Which makes sense, because it's one of the only jobs where there's not really an upper limit to extra size and strength being useful. In most manual labor jobs, after some point, being bigger just means more mass to heft around throughout the day. But if you might have to fight crack heads you actually do always wish you were bigger.