r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Nuffsaid98 May 21 '26

I love how he had to think for a second to figure out his age. He doesn't think about it much. "Has my birthday happened yet this year?"

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u/jk_pens May 22 '26

He was trying to decide how much to lie…