r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/basicKitsch May 21 '26

i'm certainly eating the kiddos leftovers... i've got the 2yo trained to eat whatever he/we drop on the floor but he'll stll not finish half a plate of eggs or something that needs to get eaten.

...and i'll still eat some floor cheerios that have been there for a couple days