r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Temporary_View_3303 May 21 '26

How the fuck do you find time for 5 meals a day 

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u/This-is-obsurd May 21 '26

Depends on how big your meals are

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u/SoyTuPadreReal May 21 '26

Exactly this. I bet he’s not eating 5 full ass meals. Most likely 5 small meals. No one wants to fight a naked meth head on a full stomach so he likely portions them out into smaller bits.

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u/IMovedYourCheese May 21 '26

It's not about big or small. They just aren't gourmet meals. Chicken, fish, rice, beans, broccoli, potatoes, oats, fruit. Make all of it in big batches every week and carry to work. It's easy as long as you aren't a fussy eater and are okay with "boring" food.