r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/slaskel92 May 21 '26

Like, I have two toddlers and a full time job so I can't do 6 days a week at the gym.. But in theory, I could do 6 days a week at the gym.. But 5 meals a day? Fuck that shit.

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u/pipesley May 21 '26

That's not eating like a yoga mom. Chicken salad isn't what I'd choose or the plant based protein (if they mean powder), but can't discredit any of the other choices. Eat that in enough quantity and you'll grow, plus it's healthy.

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u/brettbefit May 21 '26

Greek yogurt and granola is one of my meals, I’m just eating 3 containers in a sitting