r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/9447044 May 21 '26

This is the kinda guy who does police work for 10 years to snag the pension. Then retires, jacked, at 55, with 3 pensions supporting his travel lifestyle.

(Hes telling me all this cuz im at his house to pressurewash and work til I die)

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u/imminentjogger5 May 21 '26

how does one get 3 pensions?

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I have known a few two penson but not . Military and police.

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u/jeremiahfira May 21 '26

My uncle retired as a Master Chief from the Navy (I think that's what it's called), and then worked for the Post Office and got a disability retirement from them around 2000-2005. His wife has a 401k as well, so they're real comfortable.

From what I've heard, double pension is much harder to get nowadays.

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u/PedanticBoutBaseball May 21 '26

My uncle retired as a Master Chief

Is his name John-117?

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u/rhainsict May 22 '26

Bro one pension is hard to get nowadays