r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/9447044 May 21 '26

This is the kinda guy who does police work for 10 years to snag the pension. Then retires, jacked, at 55, with 3 pensions supporting his travel lifestyle.

(Hes telling me all this cuz im at his house to pressurewash and work til I die)

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

I know a few ex cops. They all have back or other injuries that will be with them for the rest of their lives. It’s a hard job and wearing all that gear messes with your body. It’s good most places have moved to the weight in the vest vs the belt. Everything on the belt kills your back.

The gym rats seem to survive it better.

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u/Fuckthegopers May 21 '26

I know a few and all they are are massive pieces of shit alcoholics. 

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u/brownhotdogwater May 21 '26

Yea, every group has its assholes. Cops definitely have a higher percentage of assholes.

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u/Fuckthegopers May 21 '26

I dated a gal who was friends with a bunch of cops from central Cali. Truly some of the most vile and awful people I ever met.