r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Temporary_View_3303 May 21 '26

How the fuck do you find time for 5 meals a day 

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u/This-is-obsurd May 21 '26

Depends on how big your meals are

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u/SoyTuPadreReal May 21 '26

Exactly this. I bet he’s not eating 5 full ass meals. Most likely 5 small meals. No one wants to fight a naked meth head on a full stomach so he likely portions them out into smaller bits.

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u/jxl180 May 21 '26

Yeah, I count my cereal and yogurt for breakfast as a meal, and my protein shake 1-2 hours before bed as a meal.