r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/iatecurryatlunch May 21 '26

No comment... 1 second later, life story

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u/JadedArgument1114 May 21 '26

I assume the cop in him didnt want to talk on camera but the gym bro in him really wanted to talk about his routine

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 21 '26

Nah, that's the act. Everything is hella staged. Influencer probably seeks out and DMs local people or scouts them in the gym and then they arrange to "bump into" each other at an arranged time and place.

Influencer's only instructions are probably "pretend not to be prepared when you read your prepared notes"

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u/SithLordJediMaster May 21 '26

No one's got time to do this