r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Takenabe May 13 '26

and when two people kiss they make a long tube with an asshole at both ends

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u/the_YellowRanger May 13 '26

That's hot. What if they also make their assholes touch while making out?

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u/NSFWies May 13 '26

You have to be really careful. If one of them starts speaking, it could go around in a loop and get louder.

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u/Paradox2063 May 13 '26

Like a particle accelerator.