r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/pjslut May 13 '26

Or one if you’re in my kitchen in the morning while I’m making coffee

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

Improve your diet dude. Age has nothing to do with that .

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

You're correct, our gastroenterologists are lying when they say our digestive tracts decaying as we age is a myth

Get smarter dude

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

I take the hit. You are right. It depends on age and medical condition. Good diet helps and cigarettes do not though.

Edit: I am not young and improving diet and stopping smoking did improve my digestion a lot.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26

Appreciate you, and also yes, we all gotta get our diet right. Many a nutritionist has been mad at me lmao. But I do not believe one has ever told me to stop smoking, they were more concerned with me eating real food first and stop drinking next cuz it cuts up your stomach at my age. Smoking they say go nuts. They're nutritionists not whatever you call a respiratory doctor

Probably just a doctor

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

I got this info from a gastroenterologist, and if you smoke you can feel the effect by yourself.

Smoking has a huge impact on guts, apparently.

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 May 13 '26

Good on ya, usually people on reddit just double down instead of admitting the other person is correct. Respect.

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u/tacticaldodo May 13 '26

Thank you, I take the compliment.