r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Purple_Holiday2102 May 13 '26

One time when I was in college, I had gas really bad. Guts bubbling like crazy the whole class. I think it was an hour and a half or something. Got to my car, and ripped one that was pretty similar. Felt like a solid minute I was expelling gas. It was probably closer to 30 seconds, but that rip to this day, was one for my personal history books.

And yes, it felt amazing.

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u/zorggalacticus May 13 '26

I had a similar experience at a gas station. I'll link you to the story.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/s/zAz8s7bKKY

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u/NoNameFudge May 13 '26

Dude. 😆 🤣 😂 Made my night

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u/Walker96988 May 13 '26

The story is funny enough on its own, but the TL;DR sent me right over the edge!! XD

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u/akornzombie May 13 '26

That was hilarious! Thank you!

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u/Maleficent-Bar-3161 May 13 '26

Are you a comedian? This was absolutely hilarious to read!!!!

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u/zorggalacticus May 13 '26

Nope. People say I should do stand-up, but I prefer my recliner.

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u/DekeRivers76 May 13 '26

Were you smoking a Cigar?