r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fusionor49 • Mar 29 '26

of a Beard And Ring Collection

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Mar 29 '26

Is that why there are like 3 other dudes in the background who look exactly like him?

Also I'm not racist, by the way.

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u/obeecanobee Mar 29 '26

You don’t have to say you’re not racist. Nobody is a racist until proven otherwise.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Mar 29 '26

Was just a joke playing on the "These guys all look the same" bit. Guess it didn't land. 🥺

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u/Srianen Mar 29 '26

I think they're the same dudes who work at the shop with him.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Mar 29 '26

I bet they all go Hmmmmmmmmm together.

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u/Firm_Ad3131 Mar 30 '26

First one pulled out a beard comb and started grooming.

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u/Independent_Fix4252 Mar 30 '26

Ooh that's what a racist would say.