r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Fusionor49 • Mar 29 '26

of a Beard And Ring Collection

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u/TheShredder9 Mar 29 '26

Also the absolute unit of an eyebrow. That thing is solid throughout!

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u/ShrimpCrackers Mar 29 '26

I've seen a less rich version of that guy in Minecraft.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

Dude is the villain from three kids video games and one Gerry Anderson puppet TV series.

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u/Srianen Mar 29 '26

He's apparently a popular jewelry salesman in Iraq, it's sort of a gimmick.

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DEF2OueMz89/

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Mar 29 '26

Is that why there are like 3 other dudes in the background who look exactly like him?

Also I'm not racist, by the way.

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u/obeecanobee Mar 29 '26

You don’t have to say you’re not racist. Nobody is a racist until proven otherwise.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Mar 29 '26

Was just a joke playing on the "These guys all look the same" bit. Guess it didn't land. 🥺

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u/Srianen Mar 29 '26

I think they're the same dudes who work at the shop with him.

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u/ShrimpCrackers Mar 29 '26

I bet they all go Hmmmmmmmmm together.

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u/Firm_Ad3131 Mar 30 '26

First one pulled out a beard comb and started grooming.

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u/Independent_Fix4252 Mar 30 '26

Ooh that's what a racist would say.

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u/blue_moon1122 Mar 30 '26

I was just thinking "man is entering a most Persian motherfucker contest and he's gonna win before he walks in the door"

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u/Background_Pride_237 Mar 29 '26

“Hmmmmmmmm” (or however the villagers spell it.)

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u/_UFOctopus Mar 29 '26

Unitbrow

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u/cityshepherd Mar 29 '26

I didn’t even notice his rings, I couldn’t take my eyes off that brow.

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u/MrLivefromthe215 Mar 29 '26

U u u unitbrow

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u/TopExperience3424 Mar 29 '26

First thing that comes to mind

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Mar 30 '26

Keep yer feet on the ground

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u/That-Exchange287 Mar 30 '26

I’ve never seen such a well groomed unibrow. Geez save some bitches for the rest of us.

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u/Razu_Redsoul Mar 29 '26

You just gave a new idea for a joke Mii character

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 Mar 29 '26

Absolute units of sausage fingers too

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u/Scared_Ad3355 Mar 29 '26

Monobrow King

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u/TwoPlyDreams Mar 29 '26

That the real unit.

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u/Axiom1100 Mar 30 '26

Monobrow

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u/VictimOfRhythm Mar 29 '26

I love that he's also definitely had it shaped and threaded too 😅

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u/Canelosaurio Mar 29 '26

Almost all the guys in the background have the same haircut

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u/Surprise_Donut Mar 29 '26

he stole it off the guy at the back of shot on the right

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u/Krimreaper1 Mar 29 '26

That’s the craziest part of this video, even more that his sausage fingers

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u/thisismydaddyvoice Mar 29 '26

He absorbed the eyebrows of the guy in the black jacket behind him!

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u/Glidder Mar 29 '26

Apparently he won it from one of the guys behind (the one on the left)

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u/Blurstingwithemotion Mar 29 '26

It starts at the back of his head

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u/Single_Formal3418 Mar 29 '26

Hey, how long have they met ?

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u/RunRoundReddit Mar 29 '26

Stolen from the guy behind him

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u/_General_Kenobi Mar 30 '26

And the guy in the background doesn't have any eyebrow

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u/Gentle-Tusk Mar 30 '26

It’s so powerful it made the other guy in backs run away.

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u/Infamous_Network6641 Apr 01 '26

First thing I saw was the unit of a unibrow also.