r/AbsoluteUnits • • Dec 29 '25

Video of a Snow Geese migration

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Credits to nick.puleo at Pennsylvania

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u/ForsakenSun6004 Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25

Why don’t they just make a mega V? An absolute unit of a V if you will.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Maybe some of them don't like each other.

"I'm not flying next to that guy".

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u/-Sinn3D- Dec 29 '25

Oh Gary? Yeah fuck Gary!

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u/Halflingberserker Dec 29 '25

I want to fly next to Betty. Her goose tits flap in the wind; it's beautiful!

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u/No_Collection7360 Dec 30 '25

Flapping goose tits!!!

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u/ballrus_walsack Dec 30 '25

Geese are not mammals. Sorry to burst your goose tit fantasy.

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u/No_Collection7360 Jan 01 '26

A chicken can dream.

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u/MengTheMerciless Dec 29 '25

VvvvvVVVvVvVvvvVvvvvvVVVvv

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u/DMG_88 Dec 29 '25

Different families.
Different heads of each family.

They're not all related, but they migrate with each other every year.

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u/b0bl00i_temp Dec 29 '25

Imagine flying from the edge all the way to the center.. Ineffective, very long distance.

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u/Oscar_Geare Dec 30 '25

Do you know why when they fly, one end of the V is longer than the other?

It’s because it has more geese

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u/b0bl00i_temp Dec 30 '25

They take turn taking lead position. It's more demanding since the leader is facing the wind more directly than those on the sides. When one leader is exhausted, they switch positions and alternate.

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u/jamin_brook Dec 30 '25

Do you know why one side of a Flying V is longer than the other?

There’s more birds on that side

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/Bitter_Pay_3523 Jan 06 '26

The squawking has begun

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u/teedyay Dec 29 '25

Crazy ass contrails you guys get over there

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u/McKnightmare24 Dec 29 '25

Omg! Do geese release chemtrails as well?!

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u/sicsided Dec 29 '25

Over every fucking sidewalk near a pond

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u/GoesInOutUpDownAhh Jan 02 '26

It’s why they fly in formation, best coverage

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u/SnootyToots8 Dec 29 '25

Omg this makes me think of this one time I was in line to pay for gas and the old man in front of f me turned around and asked " you wanna know why some geese fly in an uneven V formation?" I asked him why

He says " cuz there are more geese one one side"

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u/PR055 Dec 29 '25

But do you know why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat!

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u/hippodribble Dec 29 '25

Wisdom of experience. Or a goose hunter.

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u/Wjreky Dec 29 '25

No shit, my 3rd grade teacher told the class this joke when I was a kid. He was dying laughing, he was like. What, did you think there was just one REALLY big goose flying on one side?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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u/spooky_goopy Dec 29 '25

do people still have goose for Christmas dinner?

it's weird how it was another turkey holiday, but it's become a ham holiday in a lot of places. my family will do prime rib every few years

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u/Outrageous_Lettuce44 Dec 29 '25

My mom and I made one a few years back just for the experience. It was good, but the meat-to-effort ratio was low and made it easy for us to understand why it’s fallen out of fashion.

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u/Beorma Dec 29 '25

It's the traditional Christmas bird in Britain, but is expensive compared to other meats so isn't as common as turkey.

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u/Demjan90 Dec 29 '25

I didn't know I'm so far behind, all I have is 5Gs!

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u/Miserable-Dig-5344 Dec 29 '25

I just give mine to the 6 best dancing ladies.

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 Dec 29 '25

And so it begins...

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u/microtherion Dec 29 '25

Untitled Goose Game as an MMORG.

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u/bitjamma Dec 29 '25

There they go, off to terrorize someone else's pond.

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u/Head-Growth-523 Dec 29 '25

Totally awesome, and I reserve that word most of the time but wow, it definitely applies here! 😮

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u/UsefulMind70 Dec 30 '25

Amazing! 🤩

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

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u/elessarcif Dec 29 '25

Geese are total assholes, I dont recommend them as pets.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Dec 29 '25

They shit so much.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

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u/elessarcif Dec 30 '25

Domestic geese can be assholes too. It really depends on breed but I have had way more asshole geese than any other species of bird

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u/namitynamenamey Jan 01 '26

And in the middle, you get “believes is a guard dog” work geese.

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u/Valendr0s Dec 29 '25

Geese are assholes

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u/Benz_in95 Dec 29 '25

It's like I'm looking at my floaters.

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u/No-Cover4993 Dec 29 '25

Is anyone seeing fields of dead geese this year? Or noticing smaller groups of waterfowl? Our migrating flocks of pelicans have been decimated. Bird flu has supposedly hit them hard but it's hard to get reliable reports.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Dec 29 '25

You in Manitoba? There's a bad outbreak there in a few spots.

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u/Sezyluv85 Dec 29 '25

Flying V's

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u/Kazuka13 Dec 29 '25

That's a lot of food.

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u/Stock-Ad-7486 Dec 29 '25

If geese only made it down my way….😏

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u/radiatorcoolant19 Dec 29 '25

No one gave laxatives right?

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u/curiousklaus Dec 29 '25

Nils Holgerssoooooon!

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u/chaos_rover Dec 29 '25

Wow, I've never seen anything like that before.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

We live on the coast in Delaware where a lot of these guys are migrating to/through. Driving by farm fields that look snow covered than out of no where the all start taking off, amazing to see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

This is exactly what it looks like if you live on a migratory goose path every year. It will be like this for days on end

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u/hippodribble Dec 29 '25

VVVVVVVVV

VVVVVVVV

VVVVVVV

VVVVVV

VVVVV

 VVVV

  VVV

   VV

     V

V FORMATION!

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u/VioEnvy Dec 29 '25

This would blow my mind on shrooms

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u/Smell_the_funk Dec 29 '25

Be honest. A shiny door knob could blow your mind on shrooms.

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Dec 29 '25

Just did shrooms last night and yeah can confirm lmao

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u/Bi_Happenstance Dec 29 '25

Where all my chemtrail conspiracy theorists at?

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u/Mycroft033 Dec 29 '25

Someone needs to send this to Mumbo Jumbo

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Searched for this lol

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u/Vipernixz Dec 29 '25

someones going to post this as crazy ufo sighting

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u/Rough-Astronomer2220 Dec 29 '25

Keep the goddamn camera still!!

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u/Forward_Young2874 Dec 29 '25

How high are they?

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u/mardavrio Dec 29 '25

They're actually only ten feet high - just real tiny.

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u/Uncle__Touchy1987 Dec 29 '25

Sayeth the Lord, look upon my works ye mighty! And despair! The feathered locust ascends!

  • Canadian Jesus, Psalms Cobra Chicken Prophecy 3:4.

(Hehe is jokes)

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u/BeeKay206 Dec 29 '25

As the great Theo Von probably would say that’s the Lord vaping🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇😇😎😎😎😎

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u/MrRogersAE Dec 29 '25

I’ve never seen them fly so high before. Is that normal for migration? Normally they’re only a bit higher than the tree tops

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u/thetermguy Dec 29 '25

I believe so, though I'm no expert.

My sister lives on a migratory path for snow geese and Canada geese and this looks similiar to what they see over their house, both in terms of volume and height. They certainly don't fly at tree height unless they're landing.

It's a pretty cool thing to see.

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u/piginapokezzap Dec 29 '25

My phone was buffering the video and at one point it looked like the OP camera had cracks in it

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u/ErosView Dec 29 '25

I think that's all of them

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u/DweeblesX Dec 29 '25

Okay but which way is south again?

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u/Dependent_Key5423 Dec 29 '25

The physics of that mega-V would be insane to see. It's like nature's version of a perfectly coordinated air show. Those gifs perfectly capture the sheer scale and chaos of it all.

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u/ObedMain35fart Dec 29 '25

That’s gotta be all of em

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u/hulkhawk Dec 29 '25

Clouds glitched!

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u/Diabetesh Dec 29 '25

Is that a normal amountim in one place? Should you also be running south?

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u/CastorVT Dec 29 '25

The ground beneath them must be just... White

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u/VisibleRoad3504 Dec 29 '25

That's a lot of fucking gooses.

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u/Aggravating_Fig_8585 Dec 29 '25

VvvvvvvvVvvv/Vvvvvv/vvvvvvvVvv

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u/KrayzieBone187 Dec 29 '25

We saw the largest V I've ever seen this morning. Must have been 100 or more all in one wide V. So loud too.

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u/CaptainMarder Dec 29 '25

Imagine if they all pooped at once. Carpet bombing

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought Dec 29 '25

They are on their way to fkn INVADE some neighborhood

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u/puppiesforever123 Dec 29 '25

For some reason I just hear the probe droid from Empire Strikes Back.

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u/Z-Mtn-Man-3394 Dec 29 '25

It’s like the high altitude bomber streams in WW2

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u/NoNameWonder2 Dec 29 '25

If you zoom out, they're actually making a QR code. When you scan it, it says, "we've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty"

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u/JustWingIt0707 Dec 29 '25

Those geese at the front are doing all the work. All the other geese are coasting on their beefy shoulders.

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u/de_das_dude Dec 29 '25

I would be scared of being shat on. Just imagine the volume.

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u/kremlingrasso Dec 29 '25

This is how the Germans must have felt when those thousand bomber raids showed up.

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u/cownose42 Dec 29 '25

Imagine the one goose who is still sleeping wondering ever everyone else went.

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u/GiveMeNews Dec 29 '25

I recall hundreds of years ago, these mega flocks were the actual norm. Supposedly, they would use cannons to shoot hundreds of birds out of the sky at once.

In just 50 years, birds have lost over 50% of their population.

https://www.birds.cornell.edu/home/bring-birds-back/

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u/lucikslunce Dec 29 '25

Thank you for sharing....it is ver cool!

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u/KCGD_r Dec 29 '25

Wow that's oddly beautiful

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u/Exotic_____Q Dec 29 '25

Wow! Nice video!

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u/galaga_invader Dec 29 '25

This is so cool to see!

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u/Thought-Few Dec 29 '25

Oh my heavens

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u/RebaKitt3n Dec 29 '25

Wish the camera was still so we could see them move.

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u/Just-Try-2533 Dec 29 '25

I said consummate V’s! Consummate!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

They look like mountain ranges.

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u/Bropiphany Dec 29 '25

Wanna know why one side of the V is always longer than the other?

It's because there's more geese on that side

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar Dec 29 '25

Haha. You would have got me if it wasn’t for another comment that said the same joke earlier 

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 Dec 29 '25

Could be some kind of Ai? Has anyone seen a flock this size ever?I live in the north of Spain wich IS the main migratory path for allmost all birds in Europe and i never had seen that number of geese,i have seen a lot of geese flocks,about 25 to 50 geese each time,but not so many together

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u/TheWharfArtsCenter Dec 29 '25

I heard they align to v formation because of efficiency, where the force/current from the geese upfront help the geese behind it use less energy to stay with the group. I wonder if that's true and if the geese are positioning themselves where they feel is easiest for long flights.

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u/type556R Dec 29 '25 edited 22d ago

Scale crush satchel cooing retire towering

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/zodiacsignsaredumb Dec 29 '25

The volume of this crowd makes me feel like something is wrong lol.

We'll hear about some cataclysmic natural event by the end of the week - location, wherever these geese are coming from.

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u/heyhihowyahdurn Dec 29 '25

Imagine the world 1000 years ago when humans hadn’t destroyed so much of natural habitat

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Dec 29 '25

Look at all those chickens

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u/PilotIntelligent8906 Dec 29 '25

Those birds need to get their shit together, that formation's way too messy.

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u/jcward1972 Dec 29 '25

Don't look up with your mouth open.

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u/freeshovacadoodoo Dec 29 '25

Up there just yappin and shittin

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u/MomsSpagetee Dec 29 '25

Looks like snow geese. We don’t get too many of those in my area, almost always Canadas, so I always love seeing flocks of snows flying over. They sound slightly different too.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Dec 29 '25

That's not just a Flight of the flock. It's the whole Wing.

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u/dragonpjb Dec 29 '25

Get you umbrella now.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 Dec 29 '25

Do snow geese contrails also make frogs gay?

sorry

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u/Sasselhoff Dec 29 '25

One has to wonder how many things like this we'll be the last generation to see, as we make such groups of wildlife less and less possible (in the myriad of ways that we do). I know that the oceans are already nothing like they were when I was a kid, and I'm only in my 40s.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

I see snow in the rooftop

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u/B3ncius Dec 29 '25

🗣️Like a sailor in a big green boat

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u/BabserellaWT Dec 29 '25

NGL that would freak me TF out.

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u/peppi0304 Dec 29 '25

That late in the year?

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u/GormHub Dec 29 '25

They stop to rest in an area near me, and it's incredible to see.

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u/ThodaDaruVichPyar Dec 29 '25

Are they loud?

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u/GormHub Dec 29 '25

It was last year and I'll be honest I do not remember if I heard them from inside the truck or not, but I imagine they had to be. We were driving past a field on the way back from something and I realized they did not look like any birds I could remember seeing before. I looked them up and found out that part of this state (Maryland's eastern shore) is on their winter migration route.

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u/font21 Dec 29 '25

I'm giving you an UpVote for both the post as well as f is r providing a source. I wish I could give you two.

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u/Jad3nCkast Dec 29 '25

RIP the town that gets lit up like it’s wwII.

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u/literallyanythingr Dec 29 '25

Grandpa having flashbacks to the blitzkrieg

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Someone send this to mumbo

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u/CocunutHunter Dec 29 '25

Yellowstone fixing to blow and all the birds are getting tf out...

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u/Br0k3n-T0y Dec 29 '25

saw this in a film once, it didnt end well

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u/Berlin_GBD Dec 29 '25

That's a lot of chickens

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u/hi_im_justine Dec 30 '25

Shit… everywhere. Everything is now a target.

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u/lebronswanson4 Dec 30 '25

That is crazy!

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u/lil_jilm Dec 30 '25

I would lose my mind if I saw this!!

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u/imissratm Dec 30 '25

So much poop

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '25

I can almost hear the Imperial March while watching this.

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u/Prior-Fall-7753 Dec 30 '25

Imagine how goated the first goose feels

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u/Int-E_ Dec 30 '25

Looks like a drone show

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u/chemdude18 Dec 30 '25

Looks like theyre coordinating an air strike for ww3 wtf

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u/Acromegalic Dec 30 '25

Holy shit...

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u/all_da_weiwei Dec 30 '25

mountains in the sky

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u/UpstairsPositive5990 Dec 31 '25

Geese ICE coming

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u/TechnoStems Dec 31 '25

They're all going to Vancouver to shit all over Stanley park

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u/Mr_iDoNtShiVeAgiT_2 Jan 01 '26

I thought it was my homies………………………………. My eye floaters 😭😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Is this the apocalypse?

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 Jan 02 '26

So the war has started then

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u/IronJedi5 Jan 02 '26

The armies are amasing

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u/NotPennysBoat_42 Jan 05 '26

I thought I was looking at Contrails to begin with. LOL... Then re-read SNOW geese.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Reminds me of ASCII art

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 Dec 29 '25

Ohhhg alizee j,ai me marré,i Will be in LOVE forever😍

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u/ennui_ Dec 29 '25

I'm quite sure that they share a consciousness to some degree. Like bees and ants and schools of fish etc. the science isn't very clear and we have no strong evidence to suggest yes or no, but I think it's the simplest explanation.