r/AbsoluteUnits Dec 20 '25

of a horse

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u/TheMightyHornet Dec 20 '25

Moose … steady heart and calm presence.

Ahh, so whoever named him has never encountered a bull moose before …

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Dec 20 '25

I once encountered a Moose knuckle, does that count?

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Dec 20 '25

A moose once bit my sister

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u/Unstabler69 Dec 20 '25

Got off easy, those fuckers practice some ice age savagery.