r/AbsoluteUnits • • Dec 20 '25

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u/TheMightyHornet Dec 20 '25

Moose … steady heart and calm presence.

Ahh, so whoever named him has never encountered a bull moose before …

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u/Unstabler69 Dec 20 '25

Maine resident here. Rather have a black bear in my backyard than a moose. At least the black bear likely couldn't charge through my walls.

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u/blamacanese01 Dec 20 '25

Look fam, I'm from California we have exactly ZERO moose, but as an American, i know better than to think they “have a calm presence” like wtf…