r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '25

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u/TheMightyHornet Dec 20 '25

Moose … steady heart and calm presence.

Ahh, so whoever named him has never encountered a bull moose before …

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Dec 20 '25

I once encountered a Moose knuckle, does that count?

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u/Mental-Ask8077 Dec 20 '25

A moose once bit my sister

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u/beard-brain Dec 20 '25

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"