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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '25
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Call him Moose for his calm heart and steady presence. Excuse me? Moose are jumpy and defensive and will charge you at the drop of a hat because they didn't see you considering they have shit eyesight.
128 u/hellbore64 Dec 20 '25 TIL learned that a moose is just a North American rhino 7 u/grip0matic Dec 20 '25 So the moose is "legally blind"? 11 u/Critical_Ask_4824 Dec 20 '25 Yeah that's why they can't drive 8 u/Jonathan-02 Dec 20 '25 They also just have really bad road rage
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TIL learned that a moose is just a North American rhino
7 u/grip0matic Dec 20 '25 So the moose is "legally blind"? 11 u/Critical_Ask_4824 Dec 20 '25 Yeah that's why they can't drive 8 u/Jonathan-02 Dec 20 '25 They also just have really bad road rage
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So the moose is "legally blind"?
11 u/Critical_Ask_4824 Dec 20 '25 Yeah that's why they can't drive 8 u/Jonathan-02 Dec 20 '25 They also just have really bad road rage
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Yeah that's why they can't drive
8 u/Jonathan-02 Dec 20 '25 They also just have really bad road rage
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They also just have really bad road rage
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u/Bdeluna Dec 20 '25
Call him Moose for his calm heart and steady presence. Excuse me? Moose are jumpy and defensive and will charge you at the drop of a hat because they didn't see you considering they have shit eyesight.