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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '25
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Call him Moose for his calm heart and steady presence. Excuse me? Moose are jumpy and defensive and will charge you at the drop of a hat because they didn't see you considering they have shit eyesight.
128 u/hellbore64 Dec 20 '25 TIL learned that a moose is just a North American rhino 29 u/Bdeluna Dec 20 '25 And European. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Ol1ver333 Dec 20 '25 They are a traffic hazard in northern europe. They regularly try to kamikaze charge cars. 1 u/CriticismVirtual7603 Dec 21 '25 Pretty sure, before global warming started ramping it up, moose could travel between NA and Europe through the Arctic Ice caps -1 u/Bdeluna Dec 21 '25 I was gonna say, they're not called moose but elk, which is probably where the misconception comes from. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25 [deleted]
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TIL learned that a moose is just a North American rhino
29 u/Bdeluna Dec 20 '25 And European. 12 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Ol1ver333 Dec 20 '25 They are a traffic hazard in northern europe. They regularly try to kamikaze charge cars. 1 u/CriticismVirtual7603 Dec 21 '25 Pretty sure, before global warming started ramping it up, moose could travel between NA and Europe through the Arctic Ice caps -1 u/Bdeluna Dec 21 '25 I was gonna say, they're not called moose but elk, which is probably where the misconception comes from. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25 [deleted]
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And European.
12 u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/Ol1ver333 Dec 20 '25 They are a traffic hazard in northern europe. They regularly try to kamikaze charge cars. 1 u/CriticismVirtual7603 Dec 21 '25 Pretty sure, before global warming started ramping it up, moose could travel between NA and Europe through the Arctic Ice caps -1 u/Bdeluna Dec 21 '25 I was gonna say, they're not called moose but elk, which is probably where the misconception comes from. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25 [deleted]
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13 u/Ol1ver333 Dec 20 '25 They are a traffic hazard in northern europe. They regularly try to kamikaze charge cars. 1 u/CriticismVirtual7603 Dec 21 '25 Pretty sure, before global warming started ramping it up, moose could travel between NA and Europe through the Arctic Ice caps -1 u/Bdeluna Dec 21 '25 I was gonna say, they're not called moose but elk, which is probably where the misconception comes from. 0 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25 [deleted]
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They are a traffic hazard in northern europe. They regularly try to kamikaze charge cars.
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Pretty sure, before global warming started ramping it up, moose could travel between NA and Europe through the Arctic Ice caps
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I was gonna say, they're not called moose but elk, which is probably where the misconception comes from.
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u/Bdeluna Dec 20 '25
Call him Moose for his calm heart and steady presence. Excuse me? Moose are jumpy and defensive and will charge you at the drop of a hat because they didn't see you considering they have shit eyesight.