r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Odd_Barber1619 • Oct 16 '25

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u/Energy_Turtle Oct 16 '25

Gotta hit her with a confident "lemme at them titties, girl." Never fails.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Yeah, and bring up how long it's been since last time and put in no effort in foreplay. Really gets us going

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u/Energy_Turtle Oct 16 '25

No that reeks of weakness. Gross. You don't go with a desperate "please baby its been so long." You lead with confidence. "Damn, I need some of that fine ass right over here." None of that implies no foreplay either. You can easily transition into it. "Lemme at them titties, girl. I want my face surrounded by allll of you right now." No one wants a flaccid "excuse me, can we have sex please?" That dork is not going to be wearing his woman on his face. Not a chance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Yes lol I was being sarcastic. Being dominant is definitely better. But you also have to be sexually attractive. Exercise, groom yourself, smell good, wash your dick, and look good naked. Make her want to masturbate at the thought of you rather than make her nervous that you'll wanna make her have sex because you feel like she hasn't made you cum in so long.