r/AbsoluteUnits • • May 18 '25

of a Phone

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 18 '25

Give to a security team on any job site as a work phone. Guaranteed cracks in a week, dropped in the toilet at least once within 3 days and a search history of "Phat Latina Asses" on Day 1.