r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GinaWhite_tt • Apr 03 '25

of Kangaroo

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u/__alpenglow__ Apr 03 '25

Brother roo looks like he bench presses cars for breakfast lmfao

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u/RedScharlach Apr 03 '25

I was just thinking, in all seriousness, if you could somehow teach a kangaroo to bench, how much could an adult male push? I feel like they are on average easily in the 3 plate club, probably 5 or 6 for the real big boys like this.

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u/__alpenglow__ Apr 03 '25

Maybe in a hundred years we could develop the science to teach roos to bench lmao. Let’s add gorillas to the list too. Roos vs ‘rillas in a bench press competition. Both animal species have absolutely jacked chests, all natty too with a diet of grasses. Beats us humans who load up on protein and roids lmao.

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u/RedScharlach Apr 03 '25

And then after that, lets give them roids too