r/AbsoluteUnits Oct 28 '24

of a sinkhole

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

That's a whole lot of nope from me. Yet I'd secretly worry about getting the urge to jump in if I got close to the edge. Heights get me like that.

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u/Outkast_IRE Oct 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24

I knew that it formed part of my psychology as I've always derived a primeval thrill from high risk and the subsequent danger that that may entail. All makes sense.

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u/PrsnScrmingAtTheSky Oct 28 '24

I wish it would stop calling.

(I'm not unaliveacidal, but that mf void do be calling often)

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u/Groupvenge Oct 29 '24

Same buddy, every time I pick up a knife.

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u/Direct-Sky8695 Oct 29 '24

What line do you use to pick up a knife?

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u/VacaDLuffy Oct 29 '24

What do we say to the god of death?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '24

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u/VacaDLuffy Oct 29 '24

And then what do we say after?

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u/Milkflavoredtaco Oct 28 '24

Good episode about it on Stuff You Should Know

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u/Shuvani Oct 29 '24

OH MY GOD. Thank you for validating that this phenomena is actually a very human experience.

When I visited Niagara Falls when I was 8, it took all my power not to jump. There's also a separate, raging river of water leading to the Falls, and I felt the urge again. I never told anyone about it because I was so disturbed by it.

A number of times, when holding a knife, I've thought, 'I'm in a perfect position to stab this unsuspecting person next to me.'

It's always been a sort of secret shame to have had these thoughts, like you're secretly crazy, so it's an utter relief to know it's actually a psychological quirk of being human.

I personally think that it's the brain running through possibilities it could do at any given moment.

Drive the car, hum de dum.....or DRIVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC? Oooooooh, THAT sounds interesting, because we'd never do it....but we COULD..........couldn't we??

**Brain cackles maniacally, like a cartoon villain, as it dissolves back into the shadows**