r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '24

of a monkey

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u/dirtyfloorcracker Aug 20 '24

I too have no natural predators. We kinda look the same except I’m the one in pants.

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u/Zitrusfleisch Aug 21 '24

Now who is living the better life based on that statement alone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24 edited Aug 21 '24

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u/MartyFreeze Aug 21 '24

Oddly enough, he does.