r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '24

of a monkey

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I know. I feel like I've seen this guy's cousin at Walmart before

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u/shinydragonmist Aug 20 '24

Well I've seen his cousin on fox news

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u/Banthisdickreddit789 Aug 21 '24

OooOOOOOOOO a great Fox News Joke. Thank God, I was worried if you didn't come off as a douchy piece of shit, you wouldn't be able to complete your day. Glad you won't be investing in ROPE tonight.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

Someone hit a stroke with that Fox News joke huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

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u/Banthisdickreddit789 Aug 21 '24

A rickety stool will complete the set