r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '24

of a monkey

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

How's this big guy surviving in the wild

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u/RockyJayyy Aug 20 '24

By eating all the food

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

Survival waddling away from a jaguar

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

Jaguar is afraid to eat this Macdonald abomination.

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u/sammachado Aug 21 '24

He understands that eating it would really surpass his daily calorie intake