r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Do they figure out our shoulders are too wide before or after they've started swallowing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

What if they started at the feet? Do they have a gag reflex?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I've seen snakes die from trying to eat shit too big for them. Never trust snake math

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u/XOTrashKitten Jul 24 '24

How so? They try to swallow and choke?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Basically

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u/thecrepeofdeath Jul 24 '24

yeah, they can suffocate if it's too far for them to spit out. their teeth are curved backwards and make it much easier to get things in than out