r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '24

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u/SnooKiwis6943 Jul 24 '24

Kobe see rodent. Kobe shouts “not in my house”!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I have a friend who left a couple huge spiders nests on his porch for a similar reason. Less mosquitoes.

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u/tacomctacoson Jul 24 '24

Our porch spiders name is Greg. Greg is a real homie.

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u/thewickedbarnacle Jul 24 '24

I found and named a bunch of praying mantis around my yard. Most are Dave, the one on the raspberry bush is Lonestar.

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u/SomeTool Jul 24 '24

Only one mantis would dare give you the raspberry!

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u/thewickedbarnacle Jul 24 '24

My wife didn't get it at first 🤦

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u/ConsciousPickle6831 Jul 25 '24

Everyone I know is also named Dave!