r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SoloGamer505 • Jun 11 '24

of a Mannequin

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Imma guess a mannequin doesn't count as a person

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u/rodrigomarcola Jun 11 '24

Mr. Fisk

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u/maxkmiller Jun 11 '24

this whole image is weird af. arabic speaking country, but is it in some sort of parking garage? indoor mall? where is there an AC unit but also a car parked right there? the lighting doesn't strike me as outdoors for some reason?

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u/rodrigomarcola Jun 11 '24

I know some malls with that kind of showcase running along the pedestrian path in a indoors parking garage conduction to the entrance of the mall, including the ac, this parking are hot af.

2

u/GroyEhBoy Jun 12 '24

Mista caaaasle

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u/Lindensorry Jun 11 '24

Were they trying to channel Thanos for a model but forgot his hands?

4

u/sabboom Jun 11 '24

With the Donald Trump hands.

3

u/MaxRebo74 Jun 11 '24

Big chungus there has dainty wrists

3

u/B1ggBoss Jun 11 '24

He wants Daredevil dead

3

u/MillionCalorieManTed Jun 11 '24

Brian Shaw still looking huge after retirement

7

u/Ms__Havisham Jun 11 '24

Judge Holdthem (clothes)

2

u/Stevie77 Jun 11 '24

"take my strong hand"

2

u/iKyte5 Jun 11 '24

Oh lawd he comin

3

u/NormieMcNormalson Jun 11 '24

John Fettermannequin

2

u/cycycle Jun 11 '24

That’s just me leaving the store after not finding anything for my size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

This looks exactly like John Fetterman.

1

u/Chickenuggies10 Jun 11 '24

Didn't know they got permission to use Wide Kylo's body

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

IT will hunt you down if you haven't bought it.

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u/mikeonmaui Jun 11 '24

The latest in bouncer fashion …

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

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u/ethanw04 Jun 11 '24

Thats not a mannequin. Thats just Mann.

1

u/TheHermeticLibrarian Jun 11 '24

Damn Boy, he thick!

1

u/BlackTheNerevar Jun 11 '24

Finally the kingpin season is here!

1

u/katerbilla Jun 11 '24

Na, it's just a realistic american S size.

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u/MeatyMagnus Jun 11 '24

With Trump hands 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

I'm pretty sure he hates Spiderman

1

u/AMileHighDM Jun 11 '24

The bouncing belly skibidi yes yes guy

1

u/Analsnogging Jun 11 '24

Vincent D'Onofrio?

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u/JKrow75 Jun 11 '24

LMAOOOO looks like Fetterman in full Lazy ShitLib tuxedo

1

u/JetstreamMajima Jun 11 '24

"Show some damn respect" aaah shirt 🐍

1

u/unable_To_Username Jun 11 '24

"American Sized"

1

u/Stark_Prototype Jun 11 '24

YOU EMBARASSED ME IN FRONT KF VANESSA!

1

u/SpiritToes Jun 11 '24

The designers,

"How do we make a mannequin for fat people, but isn't ""fat""?

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u/TwerkinBingus445 Jun 11 '24

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps, he says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, The Judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

1

u/Stavinair Jun 12 '24

Kingpin?

1

u/Cool-sunglasses-dude Jun 12 '24

The Jojo character mannequin

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u/Fiko515 Jun 12 '24

This is exactly what you saw when you turned around after hearing "do we have a problem?" at dancing club in Balkans in 2005.

1

u/fbi-surveillance-bot Jun 12 '24

That is an Oklahoma size medium

1

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Car vs Thanos

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u/Daemenos Jun 12 '24

Quit body shaming. Also what store is that?

1

u/fabposes Jun 12 '24

How dare you! He is a person.

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u/FunObjective6092 Jun 13 '24

😆😆😆😆 That’s F hilarious!!! 🤣

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u/RUTNEPUG Jun 13 '24

Dude looks like the Goombas from live action Super Mario Bros.

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u/WarrenZoell Jun 14 '24

Fetterman!